I understand that it's been out in the Web for quite a while now, but since I haven't been really a computer couch potato til lately, I guess I've missed out on quite a few things.
And so, to catch up with everything, or rather, just to give out a few much needed giggle in this ridiculously dull time I'm currently having, here's my Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
10. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he does not push himself up...he pushes the earth down.
9. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
6. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
5. When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
4. Chuck Norris has no hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
2. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
0. When Bruce Baner gets angry he turns into Hulk, but when Hulk gets even more angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
...well OK, so there's eleven all in all...so I like 11 of them--sue me! LOL Thanks to various sources on the Web for all these jokes. I did not make any of them and that's why they're funny.
Anyway, got any nice Chuck Norris Facts on your mind? Let me know.
one more thing: Try typing "finding Chuck Norris" in Google, then click "I'm Feeling Lucky"...see what you'll get!
Written by excerptions at 08:00 PM.
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missO
I haven't checked my tabulas for a longtime and most of the time ako ay lurk mode. Your pandesal post enticed me, but this is hilarious. Puahahaha.
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